I don't think I could have a better landlord if I had actually gone out and looked for one.
I mean who else would go to the trouble of finding not one but TWO unbalanced 19 years olds for my enjoyment!
roommate #2 called my cell phone at 2AM! (she was either given it by #1 or found it written on the white board) screeching something about killing herself- it was hard to understand- but since I was ASLEEP I didn't' answer and that little gem of a message was left in my mail box.
#2 then called #1 and repeated as necessary. #1 then called the sister missionaries who called the police.
Turns out that not only is #2 a chain smoker but bipolar!
but she doesn't feel the need to take her medication.
I hate my apt.
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Hmmm....... did you have to pay extra for the two? Like an entertainment charge?
Try having kids. Not only will they drive you insane, you get to pay for all their crap, too!
;-)
I know I shouldn't find it funny, since I bailed on the apartment and left you with these crazies. I don't even think you've given the total picture of how ridiculously out of control and immature those two are. My prayers go out to you. And remember, anytime you need a beach get away you are always welcome here in Myrtle.
-Katharine, ex-roommate
You can always come here and live with us.
Unbalanced 19 year old girls are easy to find. But you will be moving out soon won't you?
Maybe you could take her medication and then her oddities would not bother you! How many more days until the wedding? Dad
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