Fred is horrid.
I was talking to a co-worker while he walked around on my desk (do big deal, everyone loves him) when he calmly walked over to his water dish and tiped it over.
On purpose.
This water dish is half his size and it was full of water so it wasn’t light.
Water poured over a pile of paper that was sitting next to it, luckily it wasn’t anything important.
He is now in Time Out in his travel cage.
The little beast.