Jason and I were sitting around thinking that we wanted to go and do something tonight when we had the following conversation.
Me: "Let's do something."
Jason: "Ok, what do you want to do?"
Me: "Just name something"
Jason: " I can't think I'm so hot. I'm calling the office tomorrow and yelling at them until they come fix our airconditioning!"
Me: "It's not broken, it's just not on right now."
Silence.....
Jason: "WHAT?" " I thought it wasn't working and that's why I was roasting all day."
Me:" Nope, I just never turned it on. I'm comfortable."
Jason: "AURGH!"
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Name that movie; "What do you want to do? I don't know what do you want to do? Hey, now."
The Jungle Book- the two vultures.
You are just way too good. You need to put this skill to some economic good, hopefully for yourself. At least beyond winning bets.
it's true- if only I could make money by beign an insuferable knit it all and good at obscure quotes- not ot mention my uncanny ability to identify shows and movies with the first 10 seconds whether or not I've ever actually watched the program.
if only...
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